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Safe at Last

Posted: June 17th, 2017, 9:28 am
by FHB
Another gem from my sister-in-law in Georgia:

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-a$$ Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Syrian flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.
Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn...Safe at last!!

Re: Safe at Last

Posted: June 17th, 2017, 10:29 am
by capt.dan
PRICELESS. i_thumbs_up

Re: Safe at Last

Posted: June 18th, 2017, 2:50 am
by Chamookman
icon_bravo !