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Unread post by capt.dan » September 27th, 2017, 3:32 pm

Like exchanging foreign money for American currency, so to is the moving formula from California to Texas. Here is a helpful guide.

C= California
T= Texas

C-Arsenal of Weapons
T-Gun Collection

C-Delicate Wetlands
T-Swamp

C-Undocumented Worker
T-Illegal Alien

C-Cruelty-Free Materials
T-Synthetic Fiber

C-Heavily Armed
T-Well-protected

C-Narrow-minded
T-Righteous

C-Taxes or Your Fair Share
T-Coerced Theft

C-Commonsense Gun Control
T-Gun Confiscation Plot

C-Illegal Hazardous Explosives
T-Fireworks for Stump Removal

C-Nonviable Tissue Mass
T-Unborn Baby

C-Equal Access to Opportunity
TSocialism

C-Fairness or Social Progress
T-Marxism

C-Upper Class or “The Rich “
T-Self-Employed

C-Progressive, Change
T-Big Government Scheme

C-Homeless or Disadvantaged
T-Bums or Welfare Leeches

C-Sniper Rifle
T-Scoped Deer Rifle

C-Investment For the Future
T-Higher Taxes

C-Healthcare Reform
T-Socialized Medicine

C-Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater
T-Conservative

C-Truants
T-Homeschoolers

C-High Capacity Magazine
T-Standard Capacity Magazine

C-Religious Zealot
T-Church-going

C-Reintroduced Wolves
T-Sheep and Deer Killers

C-Fair Trade Coffee
T-Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

C-Exploiters or “The Rich “
T-Employed or Land Owner

C-The Gun Lobby
T-NRA Members

C-Assault Weapon
T-Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine)

C-Fiscal Stimulus
T-New Taxes and Higher Taxes

C-Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting
T-Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
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